Creating a New World

Had a discussion with daunkesom...
Anyway, the idea is to create your own country.. and its means of survival.

My country, will be a welfarish state, which strives to make itself so economically indispensable to countries nearby, that there will be no act of aggression endangering its survival. It mainly focuses on economic defence. If it is attacked, the country that attacks it will bear severe consequences. The invasion would look miniscule, and of course ultimately, come with an expensive price. It is mainly on economic defence, BUT, there would also be a secret component in defence, called, 'new enhanced warrior technology' or NEWT .

How would i be able to achieve that? Simple, by creating a new world, underground, in the sewers if need be, where i shall garner babies and colour code them. (meaning placing coloured pieces of cloth, not based on skin colour.) These babies will be taken from a hospital, which crumbles down, after the babies have been taken away into the secret underground chamber. This will take place at the time when there would be no visitors in the hallways or rooms. Mini explosives will be placed beneath the roads set to detonate at certain moments to create an earthquake scenario. Thus there'll be furore, but no casualties. There will conveniently be a truck carrying radioactive waste, maybe the diaper removal truck nearby that leaks out radiation, so no search for survivors shall be carried out.

The babies shall be cared for and taught the essentials of martial arts, mostly that of ninjitsu. They will train well, become highly adept at the art of stealth. Researchers would be able to accelerate the thinking process, so that we'll have efficient ninja babies, where they age rapidly, and then remain stagnant at the physical and mental condition of a 25 year old. They'll be taught special forces training, and soon be deployed to neighbouring countries. This is where they populate the sewer lines and will only appear when my land is threatened, to wreak havoc.

My welfare land. Land of economic prowess. A new world.

Toilet issues..

It has been said that one of the most well, embarassing diseases to have is incontinent/incontincense/inconstinent, or simply, the i-can't-spell-properly disease. Yes, that feeling of, or the urge to release built up substances from your body, the liquid and/or solid matter. Sounds normal? The thing is, this urge is soon followed by the action, whether one suffering from it is ready for it or not. I believe it is a very devastating disease where assistance and understanding from family members and the like is important for one to get through with minimal stigma. It is curable and if not, it can be controlled. Some of the causes would include suffering from stroke, diabetes, stress and the like. - This factually correct health message was brought to you by I R Neko. Understanding is the key.

Anyways, incredible sources have recently discovered that a man was responsible for creating Blondie's and later, Atomic Kitten's hit song, titled "The Tide is High". His name was John Holt. Holt what? I'm guessing water or some form of liquid from passing through. Indeed the song contains a chorus that repeatedly repeats the refrain;

"The tide is high But I'm holding on"

which frankly doesn't leave much to the imagination of what he meant. I guess he was waiting for the his turn to use the toilet. Some of the other lines used bears testimony to the usage of the toilet as a 'muse'. Such as

"But I'll wait right here 'Til it's my turn"

Butt oh well, it would still be better than the sounds that they call music. Seems like music has indeed gone down the drain, or toiletbowl nowadays.