It has been said that one of the most well, embarassing diseases to have is incontinent/incontincense/inconstinent, or simply, the i-can't-spell-properly disease. Yes, that feeling of, or the urge to release built up substances from your body, the liquid and/or solid matter. Sounds normal? The thing is, this urge is soon followed by the action, whether one suffering from it is ready for it or not. I believe it is a very devastating disease where assistance and understanding from family members and the like is important for one to get through with minimal stigma. It is curable and if not, it can be controlled. Some of the causes would include suffering from stroke, diabetes, stress and the like. - This factually correct health message was brought to you by I R Neko. Understanding is the key.
Anyways, incredible sources have recently discovered that a man was responsible for creating Blondie's and later, Atomic Kitten's hit song, titled "The Tide is High". His name was John Holt. Holt what? I'm guessing water or some form of liquid from passing through. Indeed the song contains a chorus that repeatedly repeats the refrain;
"The tide is high But I'm holding on"
which frankly doesn't leave much to the imagination of what he meant. I guess he was waiting for the his turn to use the toilet. Some of the other lines used bears testimony to the usage of the toilet as a 'muse'. Such as
"But I'll wait right here 'Til it's my turn"
Butt oh well, it would still be better than the sounds that they call music. Seems like music has indeed gone down the drain, or toiletbowl nowadays.
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