Saturday, August 07, 2004

Creating a New World

Had a discussion with daunkesom...
Anyway, the idea is to create your own country.. and its means of survival.

My country, will be a welfarish state, which strives to make itself so economically indispensable to countries nearby, that there will be no act of aggression endangering its survival. It mainly focuses on economic defence. If it is attacked, the country that attacks it will bear severe consequences. The invasion would look miniscule, and of course ultimately, come with an expensive price. It is mainly on economic defence, BUT, there would also be a secret component in defence, called, 'new enhanced warrior technology' or NEWT .

How would i be able to achieve that? Simple, by creating a new world, underground, in the sewers if need be, where i shall garner babies and colour code them. (meaning placing coloured pieces of cloth, not based on skin colour.) These babies will be taken from a hospital, which crumbles down, after the babies have been taken away into the secret underground chamber. This will take place at the time when there would be no visitors in the hallways or rooms. Mini explosives will be placed beneath the roads set to detonate at certain moments to create an earthquake scenario. Thus there'll be furore, but no casualties. There will conveniently be a truck carrying radioactive waste, maybe the diaper removal truck nearby that leaks out radiation, so no search for survivors shall be carried out.

The babies shall be cared for and taught the essentials of martial arts, mostly that of ninjitsu. They will train well, become highly adept at the art of stealth. Researchers would be able to accelerate the thinking process, so that we'll have efficient ninja babies, where they age rapidly, and then remain stagnant at the physical and mental condition of a 25 year old. They'll be taught special forces training, and soon be deployed to neighbouring countries. This is where they populate the sewer lines and will only appear when my land is threatened, to wreak havoc.

My welfare land. Land of economic prowess. A new world.

2 comments:

Neko said...

huummm, i'll appoint someone as the head of baby care unit, i suppose.. would you like to try out for the post?

requirement: love for babies. not the love for cheese crackers kind.. heh..

Neko said...

heya junoesque..
thanks thanks.. oh btw, i had a nation there years back, but a period of inactivity caused me to lose my nation!!! augghh!!

my friend is the ruler of nations that are kinda huge now.. so what's your nationstate called? sociology much? heh..