Stubbed thumb

Today, scientists in Aiemtokinkok, somewhere in the world, have proven that sick people generally do not make better company. In fact, they are most likely the ones who would be highly irritable and relate many 'interesting' ideas. This was proven using the Aikenobettatianyou system of analysis which was developed a few days ago. With this system, anyone would be able to analyse the effect or cause of a particular phenomenon. One no longer need to use qualitative or quantitative metholodogy to understand anything at all.

A recently purchased system of Aikenobettatianyou analysed and gave the supposed cause of my stubbed thumb. It said that it was caused by me pounding my thumb using a hammer. Strange, I thought that it was due to me not being able to catch a fast ball properly. But I suppose the system is slightly damaged, because when I input my alternate reason, it simply flashed its name, "Aikenobettatianyou". Then I realised that I should not question such a brilliant piece of machinery, and maybe I might have really pounded my thumb with a hammer.. somewhere somehow..

In any case, if you would like to purchase a system of Aikenobettatianyou, please be prepared to get your own rocket scientist. It is because of the intricate nature of assessment and functioning process of the machine which requires a rocket scientist to maintain and operate. The oft-mentioned phrase of "You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand/operate that", does not apply here.

A new product will also be coming up as advertised by the same company which brought you Aikenobettatianyou. It will called "Aitoldyousoebartyoudunbeleaf."