Back?

It's been a while.

So long.

Memories fade.

Hurts.

Well, before anyone of you think that this is an article about my lost loves, think again. Well, can't say they were in the multiples anyways. It is about an abduction. My abduction. By Aliens. It's true, look at the manner in which I'm relating it. Short and succint, definitely not me.

Anyways, being abducted by Aliens is quite an experience really. You get to go to far away places, and find out about the ways your body responds to probes. Rest assured, the world is not flat, and that the satellites are beaming real images of outer space into the many computers in NASA. I found out however that you cannot see the great wall of China! But due to the nature of the tinted windows of the UFO, I suppose no one can.

The reason for the abduction was for the post on Anti-Durianism. I admit, it was wrong of me to put Anti with Durianism cos it's a redundant usage which makes the meaning wrong. But I guess it was more for the fact which I uncovered the real nature of the Giant Durian nesting. I was let off, because I told them about the location in which little durians were eaten. raw. Well, either way the durian Aliens told me to be careful of what i say, or I might get another trip to *Durianland.

*Durianland is the name I gave to the place where the durians left me. Little durians were running around, slides, water themeparks, the works! Although I must say, looking at little durians dropping from their wooden dive points into the water, really gave me a tingly sense of the funnies.

That's all, and I hope that this will be the last of the abductions, though I hope that I might get a free ride again without the 'benefits' soon.