Quarter-Life Crisis

Quarter-Life Crisis

People supposedly suffer from mid-life crisis, when they approach their mid-life age median. Today, we look at the phenomenon that is rarely discussed, through a process of going native, undercover, that which is called... quarter-life crisis.

Quarter-life crisis is akin to mid-life crisis except that it attacks when one is young-ish(er). I have personally felt the swath of pressure and mental confusion that it inflicts. (Either that or I've been bitten by some mad cow.)

Existential pondering; wondering about the quality of life, something which makes people think you are either a) a suicidal person or b) a prone to terror ideology person. The latter could be justifiable as being a terror-ist would make one have an existential purpose although the quality of life won't count for anything with one's body parts being in different places at the same time. This is usually then overcome by using the oft-mentioned phrase, virgins await you in heaven.

For those who are worrying if being a terror-ist is an option for this pseudo-journalist, fear not. That option, is out of the question. Having limbs shorn from the body with an explosion is not the way to go away from this world, even if it's a blast.

tbc .