An auntie was found guilty by the court today, of transporting dangerous materials onboard a bus yesterday. She was said to be in possession of bomb making components which include fertilizer and wires. The auntie was seen screaming her innocence, saying that it was for her plants as they needed the fertilizer to grow and the wires to strengthen the stem.
The judge did not believe her statement and admonished her, saying that it was all crap and full of bull****(manure). He said that he will have to detain her due to national security. He also praised the vigilance of the plainclothed officer on duty and the way the officer sniffed out the would be threat.
The bus company reassured passengers that they are in no danger and that detaining people and searching their bags would be kept to a minimum. They warned however, that a drop in passenger rides would then cause a hike in pricing.
Buyers of fertilizer and wires are advised to bring along their ic and register at the respective shops to avoid unwanted attention and detention.
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