Sunday, June 06, 2004

Mass Influencing Advertisements

The ubiquity of advertisements selling products which promises the expansion of your horizons and more, is thought to be warping the mindsets of those who view them. One disatisfied customer lamented that the breast enhancing treatment that-supposedly-will-do-what-it's-described-to-do, failed to work. The process which took several weeks left the customer with a very sore chest. He says that he will sue the company for false advertising.

The company countered that eventhough it did not specify or narrow down the advertisement as being projected solely to the female population, it was a given that sane people would understand it was for females only. We can only hope that the customer would not view this as a possible defamation case, whereby the company falsely accuse him of being crazy, mad, lunatic, crackpot and such.

Speaking of expanding horizons, it is an amazing find, that people are still going for talks or seminars that will tell them how to get wealthier by expanding their horizons. One can only imagine how much wealthier the speaker would get after each expanding horizon seminar. But what is a couple of hundred or thousand for a most beneficial lesson. Think of all the wealth you'll reap after attending one.

Sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite. What? you're afraid? Not to worry, with ten easy payments of 9.90. Most people believe my brand of pesticide is the best in killing bedbugs! And its works! XP

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