Western Wizard enlists help of eastern Magiks

We have word that a western wizard is here in the East, trying out a new way of getting rid of the person-who-never-gives-up. This information was passed on to us yesterday by our contact in the Singapore Paranormal Agency (SPA). They apparently used the famed heat and water treatment on the unknown-at-that-time person to garner the information. A stick that the person was waving around and his apparent mode of transport was also confiscated.

Throngs of curious folk gathered two days ago, outside the Rasa Sentosa Hotel, when they heard over the radio that an unidentified flying object was seen following a path of trajectory towards the location. An Air Force spokesman when contacted yesterday, had reassured the public that they were tailing the object and that national security was never in any danger during that time.

Disappointed faces were obvious when they learnt that their hours of vigilance did not reward them with the first contact with life from another planet. Some stamped their feet and others clapped their hands when it was known it was none other than the famous 'i'm not a boy, not yet a man' wizard. One despondent interviewee described it as 'a total letdown, that's no alien'. Another reported that 'the object was turning round round up and down, as if it was playing a game with the Air Force jets'.

The wizard has since been released and currently on tour in Singapore, while trying to seek help from master mages whose reputation has travelled far and wide, even to the magical school. Hopefully someone with the knowledge of wizardry would stand up to the challenge.