Super Mozzie Invasion

Today, it can be revealed that the reason Annoyednymous Post was down yesterday was partly due to the invasion of the super mozzies. The invasion took place at precisely 0700hrs, Standard +8 GMT time. The agony of being bitten, the stress caused by the incessant buzzing, and bruises caused by failed attempts at destroying the pests proved to be demoralising. The mozzies seemed to have the instinctual reaction to avoid any incoming moves which were aimed at flattening or creating sonic vibrations to render them immobile.

Waves after waves of super mozzies streamed through the only open window left for ventilation. Lumps of reddish itchy spots came over the various parts of the body. It seemed to be the mozzies version of the Normandy invasion, this time to wreak havoc on those who have caused the population of the mozzies to steadily decline. It seemed that defending the fort would be a lost cause, and so the area where Annoyednymous Post was based in, had to be abandoned.

But at 1700hrs, Standard +8 GMT time, Annoyednymous Post was taken back by the swift 101st Reactionary Force. It was possible for the super mozzies to successfully invade due to the weakened state of personnel caused by flu or cold or sleepiness due to the cunning timing of the attack. The mozzies lost 2 of their comrades and the rest buzzed away. Thanks to the great 101st Reactionary Force.

The Annoyednymous Post, free from the super mozzies which have the same lifespan as normal ones, has the flag of freedom fluttering. And so the free world will again rejoice!! Till another time when freedom is once again threatened.