A Fake Pig seen running around Far East

Earlier in the day, a pig was seen running around Far East crying for its owner. People were shocked to see a pig, described as small, pink and fast, zooming around crying 'owner, owner.' This description would explain the header of 'Fake Pig', as none of the witnesses interviewed believed that it was a real pig. Intensive research also failed to prove the existence of a 'small, pink and fast' pig that is able to cry 'owner, owner'.

However, a spook clarified that there are indeed pigs that roam the planet which are able to cry out words. The spook showed us a pic of this anomaly which could be found at Saizou chan?'s. It is said that this pig, named 'Saizou' cries 'Buhi, Buhi..' a word which is currently unexplainable.

Thus, we, the populace have to believe that small, pink and fast pigs that cries out intelligible words DO exist. There is a need to educate the public on NOT to lose their pets when taking them out for a walk even if on Orchard Road. REMEMBER, losing your pets would be unfortunate, BUT losing talking pets which disturb the eternal sunshine of the public's spotless minds, would be highly horrible!.

*shudder