In a bizarre update to the old stalker routine, a man was found by the court today, guilty of charges of harassment and being a public nuisance. Neighbours of the affected girl, described the man as being highly irritating. They revealed that the man was threatening to knock on the door, ring on the bell, and tap on the window too, if she doesn't come out last night.
Further investigation revealed that the man, also warned that he would wake up the town, hoot and and howl like a love sick owl, and it was then that the immediate neighbours decided to call the police. Rumours have also spread that the man said,
quote:
"Hey little girl, this ain't no time to sleep
Let's count kisses 'stead of countin' sheep
How, how can I hold you near
With you up there and me down here"
:unquote
Investigators are currently unearthing the man's history in case they need to charge him for having paedophilic tendencies, if he should should attempt to appeal the sentence. However the public can be assured that the man will be closely watched and more, by his fellow inmates, during his stay in prison.
The girl is said to be in shock.
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