Saturday, June 05, 2004

Op-Ed Piece 20040604


Poor guy. No clothes on, he has a long sword of all things, to hide his insecurity and of course people keep touching and grabbing him, all on one night, like some orgy fest. Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to thank my brother, I think for giving me this cold. I guess a cold is better than having an infection after a flu, which my brother is currently suffering from.. humm.

Bird Flu, Sars, A bad case of Common Flu, all having the same symptoms. I mean, it is SO generic. One would have to look out for Shortness of breath, Fever, Cough, Running Nose ( oh look how fast it goes ), Aches and Pain. Until the doctor asks you to go for Extra Tests in the form of an X-ray. Even then, you have to worry about extra doses of radiation, but hey, look on the bright side, Bruce Banner beefed up after having large doses of them.

What did I do today... Ate, exercised, and napped i think. All part of my all round physical development. Yes, following in the footsteps of the show; oh-you-viewers-have-to-make-yourselves-turn-out-like-us-the-body-beautiful. Crap, now I have to submit myself to the society's perception of a healthy person.

I'm a SLUG! I must EXERCISE! Tomorrow...

2 comments:

f said...

This is going to be an odd comment... but is your op-ed piece dated a month back for retro-effect? =P

Neko said...

err.. i think it's like that.
year, month and day?
.. ohh!! it's like slow by one day..
hummm, i'll correct it in future posts.